A self acclaimed professional mourner, Sylvester Ricardo Moss, has taken to Facebook to list his rates for mourning! The Aeronau...
The Aeronautics graduate from the University of LOWA, revealed that he charges as high as $1000, depending on ones request.
He shared photos of himself crying and wrote:
Do you want to boost your funeral?//
Hire me....the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.
Below are the "Summer Special" prices:
1. Normal crying $50
2. Bahamian hollering $100
3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200
5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
Inbox me for bookings